Monty by Jim Meddick for July 28, 2005
Transcript:
"...So then I said, 'Well, if that's what you use for a squash racquet, I'd hate to see what you use for a polo mallet'..." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" "Hey...what's so funny?" "The anti-Monty is regaling us with witty, charming stories..." "He reminds me of you...only, sort of, the direct opposite." "So...how are things in the parallel universe?" "I started telling a guy about my bunions, but he had to rush home to shampoo his cat..."