Monty by Jim Meddick for August 16, 2005
Transcript:
"It happened again! I stirred the alphabet soup and it spelled out another obscenity! What are the odds of that happening?!" "I'd say, roughly, 784,361,009.75 to one." "This is starting to freak me out!...What's wrong with this soup? I mean, is it possible a bowl of soup could be possessed or something?!" "AGAIN! LOOK! LOOK WHAT IT SPELLED OUT! That's disgusting!" "And it's also anatomically impossible."
Dennett Premium Member 10 months ago
“Lick your elbow”?