Monty by Jim Meddick for August 17, 2005

Transcript:

"You have a possessed bowl of alphabet soup?" "I know it's hard to believe, but see for yourself..." "Every time I stir it, it comes up with a bowl of random obscenities!..." "See...Have you ever seen anything like that before?" "Well, once I got a provocatively malformed Doodle in a bag of 'Cheez Doodles', but no, nothing quite like this..."