Monty by Jim Meddick for November 25, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey..why's the peanut butter out?" "Did you know it's never been proven that turkey was served at the original Thanksgiving meal?" "Don't tell me you had PB&J for Thanksgiving!" "In the language of 17th century pilgrims "turkey" could refer to any variety of guinea fowl." "So it was PB&J and The History Channel for Thanksgiving, huh dad?" "And it was a *#^% good Thanksgiving!" "Actually it was more of a "Thanks Skippy" day."