Monty by Jim Meddick for December 23, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey Candy Cane! I need a coupla coffees and a prune danish, pronto!" "Um, do you want cream or...?" "Hold on! Hold on!" "So you think, because he's a candy cane, you can order him around?...huh?...That he's lower in Santa's pecking order than an elf?!!..." "Hmm...You've got a point...He's not the lowest in the pecking order..." "Ok, Reindeer Biscuit...you get the coffees but skip the danish. I've lost my appetite just looking at you!" "I'm a caramel chew!"