Monty by Jim Meddick for September 12, 2006
Transcript:
"Please. Indulge me. Press your hand to the glass and let me feel its warmth..." "Ok. But don't get the wrong idea. I'm still your friend...Not your 'girlfriend'." "You don't know what it's like in here! No women! And now to see you...and to smell your perfume and to..." "I'm not wearing any perfume." "Well, there's something about you...a beautiful sweet arome vaguely tropical..." "Thank you! Thank you! I will treasure this! And the merest whiff of JuicyFruit shall bring dreams of you!...."