Monty by Jim Meddick for January 03, 2007
January 02, 2007
January 04, 2007
Transcript:
"Wash day? To what do we owe this rare and special occasion?" "Pilsner, I believe it's time to let you in on a little secret..... Hawaiian shirts." "'Hawaiian shirts'?" "That's how I go so long between wash days. Hawaiian shirts don't show stains." "Here. Look at this and try to tell which are palm fronds and which are guacamole stains..." "Stain. Stain...... ...Stain." "OK. That doesn't count. You saw me eating the <i>Crunchwrap Supreme</i>..." "Also, I'm within smelling distance."
