Monty by Jim Meddick for January 18, 2007
Transcript:
"Our primary maternal unit always preferred Dave Seven over me." You could see it so plainly etched in her digital interface module. It made me sick." "Even now when I think about it, I feel like synthetically generating a massive black hole and crushing an entire planetary system." "Hmm... and do you think that could have something to do with your decision to become an evil twin?" "My analyst think it's my potty training."