Monty by Jim Meddick for April 18, 2007

Transcript:

"So Professor, how does time travel work?" "We've all experienced the phenomena of time slowing when one is bored, and accelerating when one is diverted..." "Well, in the future, a concentrated form of boredom is discovered: <i>hypertedium</i>... a form so acutely dull that it not only slows time, it actually <i>reverses</i> it!" "ZZZ" "It was discovered quite accidentally by Dr. Richard Tuttle while reviewing an 8-disc box set of <i>The Complete Rumpole of the Bailey Masterpiece Theatre Series</i>."