Monty by Jim Meddick for May 11, 2007
Transcript:
"I can't believe you're screening your own mom..." "You would to if you had to listen to her lectures every week!..." "...The thought of you growing older, still single, squandering your best reproductive years..." "But she's your mom! She's..." "...And wasting your time with those <i>idiotic, dead-end friends of yours...</i>" "Have you ever tried just yanking the cord from the outlet?" "...'Marty' and 'Moonpie' or whatever their ridiculous names are..."