Monty by Jim Meddick for September 03, 2007

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"That's what you ordered. A Big Pounder with cheese." "Well, it doesn't like a kelp pattie to me." "It's not a kelp pattie. It's a hamburger." "Good lord! Red meat?! We best leave this speakeasy before it's raided by the meat police!" "What? The *@%# are you talking about?" "Ah! My mistake. I forget that in these barbaric times, many illicit substances have yet to be banned..." "'Illicit substances'?" "If I didn't know better, I'd swear this beverage contained caffeine." TTHURRRP