Monty by Jim Meddick for November 03, 2007
Transcript:
HEE HEE "A toy ball...cascading down stairs... and the disembodied voices of children..." "Relax, this happens all the time in horror movies... it's just some dead kids trying to mess with us." "Hey little ghost kids! You left your ball on the stairs! Didn't your mommy teach you to pick up after your--?" CRACK! BOP "Actually, the line drive is fairly uncommon in horror movies."