Monty by Jim Meddick for November 19, 2007
Transcript:
"So Professor, do they still serve turkey for Thanksgiving in the year 2525?" "'Thanksgiving'?" "Don't tell me there isn't any Thanksgiving in the future." "Well, we celebrate a holiday on the 4th Thursday in November, but it's called 'Thanksgetting Day'..." "Thanksgetting Day?"<BR">Yes, as in 'getting' great deals on name-brand merchandise. It's for procrastinators who didn't begin their holiday shopping on HalLOWPRICESween'..."