Monty by Jim Meddick for January 03, 2009
January 02, 2009
January 05, 2009
Transcript:
Pilsner says, "So?...No New Year's resolution?" Moondog says, "Nah?I got wise t' those things years ago?" Moondog says, "I used to kid myself?'lose weight'?'save money'?'go to the gym more'?I tried 'em all?each year my pledges got more modest?Each year I failed miserable....." chshsk! Moondog says, "Finally it got down to: 'replace the caps on pens after use'..." Pilsner says, "How far did you get?" Moondog says, "By January 18th, I had 4 bone-dry sharpies..."
