Monty by Jim Meddick for August 14, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "Hey!...my cellphone!" Monty says, "Where is it?" E.B. says, "Over here." Monty says, "Oh @#%. A mollusk got it." E.B. says, "Hey?I think it just pressed 'Talk'?" Monty says, "Hello? Oh hi Gretch. Yeah. I know?No. It's not the signal. My phone's stuck in a shell." Monty says, "Yeah. A bivalve took it." "Gylrr**rry#"? Monty says, "No. I didn't send that tweet. I think it was probably the bivalve." Monty says, "Hey listen...I gotta go now. I'm getting some sorta luid in my ear."