Monty by Jim Meddick for August 27, 2009
Transcript:
Sedgwick says, "Before dueling, perhaps I need a brief brush-up?.Jarvis?you'll be my sparring partner!" Jarvis says, "I'll do my best." Sedgwick says, "I'll begin with a liement followed by a??.Jarvis! What are you doing?!" Jarvis says, "Did I move my wrist, sir? I apologize." Sedgwick says, "And now a croise...and next a glise...then finally a.....oh dear." Sedgwick says, "Bad form. Sorry, old chap." Jarvis says, "That's quite all right, sir. I believe you missed the artery."
Screaming_goat almost 6 years ago
Fencing is so lame. All it really is is just poking each other with bendy swords. They should change it to an all out sword fight with real swords.