Monty by Jim Meddick for March 05, 2010

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Jarvis says, "Sir, these gentlemen claim Rory has taken a wristwatch, which they would like to see returned." Sedgwick says, "Poppycock!" Sedgwick says, "I find it absurd to suggest that my prot?g? would steal anything from these two! In all his time here, surrounded by priceless treasures, not a single item has gone missing!" Jarvis says, "Eh-hem." Sedgwick says, "Well, with the exception of the mounted owl he ate, but I attribute that more to a mix-up locating the staff mess hall."