Monty by Jim Meddick for April 23, 2010

Transcript:

Monty says, "Moondog's where?" Pilsner says, "Aliens transported him to a deserted planet to battle a gorn?" Monty says, "Oh *@#%! This same thing once happened on Star Trek! Kirk was physically outmatched by the Gorn!" Monty says, "The only way Kirk won was by discovering deposits of sulfur, coal and saltpeter, then combining them to make gunpowder!" Man says, "C'mon, Honcho... th' lizard's gainin' on us!" Moondog says, "Hold on a second..."