Thanks to your punctuation mistake in the last sentence I now have an image seared into my pornographic memory of you and Moondog in the comfort of his home.
Hockey is a very good exercise to stay in shape and trim that waist. I suggest Moondog uses his hockey stick for the purpose for which it was made in the first place!
Its the knickers dear. Apparently Americans don’t wear them. Except for baseball players who wear knickerbockers… or knickers depending on how much they’ve had to drink
We Americans call them under ware, undergarments, or drawers. We sometimes go ‘commando’. I’m sure you can guess that one.@JohnnyDiago – Thanks Johnny for the searing mental image. Now I gotta figure how to wash out my brain.
Gee, who knew people would get their knickers in a twist wondering if somone was British just because @Andrea@home used the word knickers.Sorry, its the only phrase I could remember. .As to Moondoggie – if too comfortable at home, then nothing will fit when you go outside. Cut back on a brew or two! Eat less pizza boy! And exercise! Or he will never leave his home.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Didn’t think we’d need the hockey stick for getting into the sofa…
revisages almost 13 years ago
on bended knee to the shorts goddess
NELS BALWIT Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Diet or bigger pants. When I had to buy bigger pants I went on a diet.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
And that’s how the words “Relaxed Fit” came into our language…
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
5 minutes? Hey, take ten, Pilsner! Ol’ Moondoggie isn’t going to ease into that chair any time soon without a wardrobe failure in his shorts….
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Thanks to your punctuation mistake in the last sentence I now have an image seared into my pornographic memory of you and Moondog in the comfort of his home.
Sir Osis of Liver almost 13 years ago
Hockey is a very good exercise to stay in shape and trim that waist. I suggest Moondog uses his hockey stick for the purpose for which it was made in the first place!
opentomeet almost 13 years ago
May I assume Andrea is British??
IQTech61 almost 13 years ago
Children outgrow their clothing. Once you are past puberty, you don’t outgrow your clothes. You get too fat to wear them.
But if you are diligent and get moving, they will fit again. (Half way there myself.)
danketaz Premium Member almost 13 years ago
If he’s just sitting around in the comfort of his own home, Why doesn’t he just flop down and to hell with the pants?
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Instead of your final comma, my choice of punctualtion mark would be a semi colon.
ramonesfan almost 13 years ago
I think he needs to drink more beer!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
my question is, why the heck are his pants fastened in the first place? In your own home let it all hang out.
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
When Moondoggie “Bust” a move ..he really “bust”
a move..
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Listen: You’ll soon hear a loud R-I-I-I-I-I-P!
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
Its the knickers dear. Apparently Americans don’t wear them. Except for baseball players who wear knickerbockers… or knickers depending on how much they’ve had to drink
Jkiss almost 13 years ago
We Americans call them under ware, undergarments, or drawers. We sometimes go ‘commando’. I’m sure you can guess that one.@JohnnyDiago – Thanks Johnny for the searing mental image. Now I gotta figure how to wash out my brain.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Gee, who knew people would get their knickers in a twist wondering if somone was British just because @Andrea@home used the word knickers.Sorry, its the only phrase I could remember. .As to Moondoggie – if too comfortable at home, then nothing will fit when you go outside. Cut back on a brew or two! Eat less pizza boy! And exercise! Or he will never leave his home.