Monty by Jim Meddick for February 06, 2012

Yegods, there’s two of him …

Gretchen is between a rock and a hard place.

“Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.”

“Did you fart? Because you just blew me away”

am i sweating, or are you really hot?

At least Gretch likes Monty as a friend.

Monty, A.K.A.“Sweater-boy,” may not have a real girlfriend, but he has the coolest Tibetan cap in town! Let’s see you top that, Very Persistent Single Guy!

“Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”

“hey now li’l lady”, what a dofus. lol

My rooster died, can I bury it……….never mind I don’t want to be banned. You can find the correct line in the movie Hall Pass.

Leave them alone sir!

Andrea, come on, tell us a few!

Hey, Frat Jacket Boy, let me know how well calling women Li’l Lady works out for you. That alone would cause a lot of women to think of alternate locations for that beer bottle….

And I’m not necessarily talking about the top of his head, either.

Monty better sign up for the Charles Atlas course—“I’ll make you a new man in just 15 minutes a day”—-If Monty was on the beach, the big guy would be kicking sand in his face. All we nerds went home—started to throw a few books around and then sent in for Charlie’s little book on “Dynamic Tension”.

Pardon me, but do you have any Tums? Because my heart is burning!

Now, I was always partial to a cowboy saying “Kin Ah buy ya uh beah? Wou’ja like ta dance?” Not do ya wanna but wou’ja like ta.

‘On my planet, the women have three of those’

LOL! :-) He looks like Monty’s older brother. Same taste in clothes and all.

“Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants”

Very Persistent Single Guy is making fun of Monty’s clothing?? Because he’s dressed so much more suave and debonair??