Monty by Jim Meddick for February 20, 2012
Transcript:
E.B.: A wall safe? Monty: Y' can't be too careful these days... what with rising crime rates and all... OK... so let's say a thief breaks into the house and let's say he or she even suspects I have a safe hidden behind a picture... here's the genius part... how many crooks would ever think to take a look behind a picture of a cop?!
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
Genius of a rare kind.
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
What’s on the other side of the wall?
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Monty, all of them. Especially if they already suspect you have a wall safe….
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Its not the original photo, its a copy.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Monty, I could not begin to count the ways in which this is a big fail! I predict that by the end of the week you will have been burglarized….
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
A safe full of Cheetos?
Olddog1 almost 13 years ago
If you get one safe, you need to get two. An easy to find one with easily replacibles, which usually stops them from looking for another one.
jimbeauga almost 13 years ago
Why is it that Monty can seem so competent with power tools and yet so incompetent with people? Is it safe to assume he is hiding some secret combination of skills?
revisages almost 13 years ago
actually, monty, not the best move. some of the more successful career criminals make their way by the police rather than in spite of them. for, if you know where all the cops are all the time, you may just pass thru, no matter what you do.
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
Meddick needs to work on his “P’s” and “F’s”(see 3rd panel)
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
Let’s hope the thief doesn’t have a cordless drill
Rista almost 13 years ago
Hehe when I bought my house it had a wall safe I didn’t need and an electrical panel outside which I didn’t like. Rewired the house.Boy is any burglar trying to break into my “safe” going to get a shocking surprise.