Monty: What the...?! The raccoon got into the trash again?! How? How could this possibly happen? How could he get past your heavily fortified defenses?!! Fleshy: Urp... Monty: Kick back.
Hee, hee, Fleshy takes kickbacks! On the bright side, if he ever wants employment (hey, this is the comics people!) he has the starter instincts for several occupations: hedge fund advisor, politician, CEO, and just about any non-artist role in the music/film/reality TV industries.
Monty – with the tools you gave Fleshy, don’t blame him for taking the bait..and that’s a pretty flimsy garbage can. A toddler could knock it over! Guess Monty has no experience with the furry bandits.
Varnes over 12 years ago
I don’t know, but SOMEthing’s fishy here……
Varnes over 12 years ago
Fox…..hen house….Hey, did you hear about the guy that dropped the gum he was chewing in a chicken coop at night?? He thought he found it four times…
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Gotta sympathize with Fleshy: fishy treat or tangle with a fierce wild creature? I know which I’d choose.
Reminds me of one of the great TV episodes of Jacob Two-Two that featured the very same problem.
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Fleshy sold out.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Make no bones about it.
revisages over 12 years ago
hm. fishing for skeletons in the closet?
victornewman over 12 years ago
Hee, hee, Fleshy takes kickbacks! On the bright side, if he ever wants employment (hey, this is the comics people!) he has the starter instincts for several occupations: hedge fund advisor, politician, CEO, and just about any non-artist role in the music/film/reality TV industries.
Andrew2011 over 12 years ago
It’s no red herring, he’s in on it!
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Monty – with the tools you gave Fleshy, don’t blame him for taking the bait..and that’s a pretty flimsy garbage can. A toddler could knock it over! Guess Monty has no experience with the furry bandits.
cpb124 over 12 years ago
Okay I’ll bite THEREALDILGENES, what is up with all the shouting about free Eric the Circle?
iced tea over 12 years ago
Spray your garbage can with Windex, Monty. That’ll keep the raccoons away.