Monty by Jim Meddick for April 17, 2012
April 16, 2012
April 18, 2012
Transcript:
Hold it right there scum ball! Security converge on sector 5. We have apprehended one male Caucasian, namby-pamby, metrosexual type attempting to procure a... No! No! You don't understand! See! I am Remie the artist! I am moving my work to an adjacent gallery! Strike that suspect appears to be fully authorized namby-pamby metrosexual personnel.
Steve Bartholomew over 12 years ago
So what’s a metrosexual? Am I missing something??
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
what’s a scumball?
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
and yes, a signature hat is as good as a retina scan
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Just a clothes horse, metrosexually speaking.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
It must so grind “Dirty Harry” to have to utter the phrase fully authorized namby-pamby metrosexual personnel!
revisages over 12 years ago
case clothesed
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
@ barticle35: A metrosexual is someone who likes doing it on public transportation.
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
@ Proginoskes: BZZZZZZZT! WRONG! A metrosexual is a guy who tells people he’s straight but dresses like he’s gay, because he secretly is gay.
KasperV over 12 years ago
“GENTILE man”? Oy!
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Procure? That word didn’t fit.
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
A Metrosexual is a straight guy who moisturizes.
littleannoyingdog over 12 years ago
not a Plugger for sure
superflash over 12 years ago
He’s just a wee bit flamboyant, that’s all…not that there’s anything wrong with that. Gotta love the hat.
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hmmm… The name on both the painting and the hat appears to be “René”, yet he gives his name a “Remé.”
Obviously an imposter. Your first instincts were right, Callahan!
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
A fritzoid you caught the typo when Rene spoke. Good for you.