Monty by Jim Meddick for April 30, 2012

…And then, oops, he spills buckets of cherry kool-aid all over his nice, white jacket and – wouldn’t you know it – he doesn’t get a chance to do his laundry for the rest of the movie.

[continuing phuh knees:] … so he just lies down to take a nap.

Some of the kids I know can handle way more violence and gore than I can…not that I think they should be exposed to it.Kids, thankfully, don’t yet grasp the reality of what’s happening.

Oh, go ahead,Monty. The kid needs to learn about the world according to the cinema more than he needs to be over-protected by his doting mom and dad.

A 45 caliber boo boo….

Being single, I am so enjoying this arc……I think single people, and married people with kids, feel sorry for each other and are glad they don’t have to live like the other one…..

@PICTODon’t laugh, I know kids that got a twenty. I don’t think a quarter will cut it anymore, but I gave my niece a shiny Sacajawea dollar coin when she lost a tooth while visiting.

My problem with that movie is that I just couldn’t buy Gosling as a tough guy. I’m pretty sure Christine Hendricks could kick his @$$.

Go away keed. Ya botha me.

Show the kid a Polergeist movie.

Suzanne — did you ever see my answer about pink squirrels?