Monty by Jim Meddick for May 15, 2012
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Whoa... Who's that? I've never seen her at the birdbath before... She must be new around here... Oh, brother. Hear that? Every chump in a 1,500 radius is trying out there best bird call, but I know something they don't know... I've seen fire and I've seen rain... I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end... The ladies love James Taylor.
wvhappypappy over 12 years ago
I’d be careful with the line about flying machines in pieces on the ground…
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Pilsner better be careful dealing with other birds, since he has the flight envelope of a spit ball
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
That’s kind of a male-looking bird there, Pils.
revisages over 12 years ago
you’re still headed for gettin’ henpecked, pilsner
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Pilsner’s secret is knowing James Taylor tunes? I’m not so sure that’s going to win him any ladies other than aging ex-hippies. But, go for it, birdman! Take your shot!
johndifool over 12 years ago
“That’s kind of a male-looking bird there, Pils.”
Nah-female Cardinal-their plumage is browner than the bright red male.
lohaces over 12 years ago
Pilsner must have some pipes to be heard beyond a closed window.
2011worldchamps over 12 years ago
I just don’t get this, why would a parrot try to get with a cardinal. Thats like a human hitting on an orangutan or something.
bobviously over 12 years ago
SING FREEBIRD! (lighting lighter)
phuhknees over 12 years ago
Now… to get the window open…
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Birds of a feather -
Classic Rock together -
acoustic1st over 12 years ago
Actually, to alleviate concerns about the look of a ‘male cardinal’…he would be solid red. Color is right. Now I’m not addressing whether she’s cute!