Monty by Jim Meddick for June 11, 2012

Klinefelter’s syndrome Monty?

Actually if you stop washing altogether, you’ll find that after three weeks your natural body chemistry is restored, you smell fine and you have no friends left.

Oh, dear. He hasn’t learned to turn the water off in between wetting and rinsing.

Varnes, I know Gail Storm. I love her version of “The Wayward Wind”.

Suzanne, I think of her as My Little Margie..

Speaking of Gales, better pay attention to which way the wind’s blowing when you’re around Monty for a while….

Monty simply never learned Quick Shower Technique. Working in an area of extended drought, one learns it perforce. In Monty’s case, it’s just that he’s cheap, or broke, or both. Or half-witted….

IT is called a Navy Shower, as few, if any, vessels have enough water stored for long luxurious showers. Get wet, turn off the water, lather up, rinse off. Get out. NEXT.

Monty, you’re nutzo!

The response?

“Not from where I’m standing.”