Monty by Jim Meddick for June 12, 2012
Transcript:
Hi guys. Sorry I'm late. Still having water heater trouble. Today I only had enough hot water to wash my left side. So... Let's see... Does anyone wanna order food? I'm kinda hungry... How bout nachos, or... Um...? Oh, come on! It's not that bad! As a courtesy, I rubbed a wet wipe on that side!... That would explain the scent of body odor with just a hint of antiseptic wash...
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
Moondog, you’re describing exactly the scent of Brut 33
Varnes over 12 years ago
Yup. The Right really stinks now….
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
If they all order hamburgers there’s no need for Moondog and Gretchen to move.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Ostracize Monty! Send Monty to Coventry! Declare Monty a non-person!Or, offer him the use of your shower for a few days, assuming he gets his fixed in the meantime.
revisages over 12 years ago
yeah, when they say you got that b.o. they’re not mentioning your bang & olufsen
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Monty is such a loser. I know, I’m stating the obvious.
jimbeauga over 12 years ago
As a courtesy, Mr. Montahue, you could have sat to Gretchen’s right to begin with. Numbskull.