Monty by Jim Meddick for July 12, 2012
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Where two, sir? Bump him... And him... And her... And... Oh... Let's not forget him... Whoa! Easy now, Jarvis! Easy! Sorry, sir. Am I being too aggressive? Bam Bam No. Not at all. Just slower on the turns. You almost jostled the tab out of my travel mug!... My apologies. Sir.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Tab? Seriously? Not Fresca?…..jus’ axin….
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
I am glad to see that Jarvis has donned a proper chauffeur’s cap for his bumper-car carnage. But, no, one mustn’t jostle Young Master’s refreshment!
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
The number plate says it all. Assuming the vehicle is registered for the road, in Oz it would be illegal not to display the details also on the front of the vehicle.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
I didn’t think demolition derby was a high-class pursuit.
Commentator over 12 years ago
That’s a pretty kickass Bentley.
breishis613 over 12 years ago
I think it is high time for a Jarvis & Sedgwick ‘road movie!’
victornewman over 12 years ago
Flipped one of the other bumper cars, funny stuff, Mr. Meddick! ONe Fresca for me please, Varnsy.
steverinoCT over 12 years ago
I had dinner once with a multi-millionaire (he invites a half-dozen or so Navy couples to a restaurant when he’s in town on business). Part of his conversation was discussing his next car purchase: he was torn between the Rolls and the Bentley.
Nice guy: he was fully aware of how that sounded and was poking fun at himself.
Mabster over 12 years ago
The licence plate on the bumper car is “1%”.OCCUPY THE COUNTY FAIRS!!!!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
don’t let my wife into one of those. We all die!