Monty by Jim Meddick for October 03, 2012

I know a way to have the whole bus to yourself but you might get arrested

Don’t be afraid of the looney on the bus … BE the looney on the bus!

“The Look” works, as long as it’s not a jam-packed Rush Hour crowd of passengers!

There are lots of reasons I might not sit next to a stranger, but I don’t think an ugly hat and sweater are among them.

Of course, with his arms in that position, maybe there’s another factor.

I’ve found that growing a beard works, too!

A sure-fire way to get a seat to yourself on the bus is to be the driver.

In Portland we call that “normal”.

Monty looks like he escaped from a looney bin and he scaring people.