Monty by Jim Meddick for December 10, 2012

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Who is this Santa Claus I keep hearing about? My study of early Earth folklore is spotty, but I believe he was a figure associated with Christmas and giftgiving. He wore glasses and a beard, but his signature costume was a black turtleneck and jeans... He was widely celebrated for running a workshop which created marvelous devices and distributing them around the world!... And what about the elves? I don't recall. But I do vaguely remember some controversy regarding his labor practices...