Monty by Jim Meddick for November 17, 2013
November 16, 2013
November 18, 2013
Transcript:
The early bird catches the worm... The early bird catches the worm... The early bird catches the worm... Oh, @!#$@$. This isn't a worm, it's a @@#@#$@ egg noodle... This is what happens when you go out worming before your morning coffee.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
If you believe that old canard, Pilsner, you must also by now have heard its almost equally old corollary about the early worm….Proceed straight to coffee, do not pass Go, do not collect any egg noodles.
Varnes about 11 years ago
But what about the early worm? Oh, right…..
victornewman about 11 years ago
Ha! So that’s how pathetic I look before my first coffee! So in comic language, is the first *@#% “poop”, and the second “flipping”?
kenray2010 about 11 years ago
I hate it when that happens…
OMichiko about 11 years ago
But the Late Mouse gets the Cheese…
skyriderwest about 11 years ago
Funny, don’t see any coffee on Pilsner’s table. Just some mysterious orange liquid with a bendy straw in it.
HowardBrazee about 11 years ago
So the parrot not only thinks like a person, but eats worms too? If I recall, it also thinks all eggs count as her eggs (just as humans think all mammals are human???).
bebob about 11 years ago
Yuk! Drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.
DavidLawrence351 about 11 years ago
Cheers, Pilsner! Best perk up so that you can mingle with the hot chicks at the birdbath.
rgcviper about 11 years ago
“The early bird can have the stupid worm, because mornings and worms stink.”— Somewhere online
Love the eye mask in panel one.