Three guys are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: “I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish.”Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. POOF!!! He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island, and wishes to go home. POOF!!! He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is.“Gee,” he says," I’m awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!"
Varnes over 10 years ago
Run the other way, Duffus….
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
From female cop to desert island. That’s a jump.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Monty has a very self-contained world view. Actually that island is just the right size for him….
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
I feel a need to feel sorry for Moondog, sigh.
billyruffian over 10 years ago
That’s the kind of thing you don’t want to hear from one of your fellow astronauts on the International Space Station
boldyuma over 10 years ago
Three guys are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: “I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish.”Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. POOF!!! He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island, and wishes to go home. POOF!!! He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is.“Gee,” he says," I’m awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!"
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
I was waiting for Moondog to trip Monty. .Don’t know how they got there. Don’t care. Just know – Monty needs to slow down and R E L A X.