Monty by Jim Meddick for June 15, 2014
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Don't worry gang! I've got the trail map, compass and safety whistle!... I'll just put them all in my handy waste pouch! But wait! You might wonder... What kind of Fanny pack is that?!! It doesn't have any cumbersome attachment belts!! That's because I'm using the latest in fanny pack technology... The new belt was felt grow fanny... Heavy duty Velcro attachment pads allow me to easily remove and reattach my waste pouch in the blink of an eye! So let's go, folks! Time t' hit the trail!... Well... I guess that explains the fuzzy cargo shorts...
Hadn’t seen Gretchen in a while. Was starting to worry she’d been put out to pasture with Chimpy and Dave-7.