Monty by Jim Meddick for July 25, 2014
July 24, 2014
July 26, 2014
Transcript:
Close your eyes and try to visualize sliding into the... No. No. This isn't working. When I close my eyes, I see myself plunging like a stone into the abyss... Drowned... My corpse becoming entangled in kelp... Flesh rotting and tiny sea creatures colonizing my skull... Oh, my... Um... Well... I guess this isn't... Oh, cool! What? I saw a narwhal swim by!...
R2-Wolf over 10 years ago
After putting up with the obnoxious little creep, I bet she rather enjoys the thought of his vision.
vecihi over 10 years ago
Still, you have to admire a kid who can imagine things in this age with his eyes closed, even name some sea creatures.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Make that vivid imagination work for your goal of learning to swim, Sedgie! Imagine pursuing a floundering Fleshly into the briny deep and capturing him! (With Jarvis’s help from the security boat above, of course….)
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
His vision, is not half as bad as looking at Sedgie,
shamino over 10 years ago
When I was that age, my swim instructor just threw me in the deep end (and pulled me out soon afterward.) That took care of all the fear of being submerged.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Try to visualize gliding into the “fields of Ambrosia” (stealing from a line in the film “The Traveling Executioner” with Stacy Keach).
Stan McSerr over 10 years ago
Didn’t know Sedgie was a B52s fan.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Don’t worry, lady, he’s too shallow to go off the deep end.