Monty by Jim Meddick for April 09, 2015

Now that’s what I call autocorrect.

Good morning Monty fans.___________@Mr Nobody: definitely an improvement. Maybe she has his full attention now. Thanks for the laugh my friend.

I thought autospell may have changed some words.

Monty’s done it again, every time his glasses get whacked off they land back on his nose, mine fall onto the ground if I so much as sneeze. Maybe they are secured by magician’s invisible thread, must try it.

She can’t be THAT insulted. She didn’t walk out on him.

Lay on, Cynthia! [A parody of the Scottish play.]

I had envisioned their texting a while back (2 days ago?), but here it is used to smashing-good effect!

Well Monty, what do you expect when you text her a picture of your body parts? It’s never appropriate to do that to a lady.

She’s too easily offended,dump her Monty. :) Peace.

Raj’s idea – the text date.

She just hit him because he had a Samsung and she had a LG phone(it’s the same war between Apple and other makes)

He asked about those DSL’s!

Cynthia can be quite loud with her displeasure.