Monty by Jim Meddick for June 10, 2015
June 09, 2015
June 11, 2015
Transcript:
And so basically that's the full story behind the first time I ever used special Internet coupon offers... I'm gonna see what Moondog's up to in the kitchen... Snort hhhh! With auto grip flexor tendons in your feet and wraparound sunglasses, no one ever has to know you're napping...
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
You don’t know what you’ve just missed, Pilsner!The full story behind the first time Monty ever used special internet coupon offers!
…Lucky bird!
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
Good morning Monty fans. Monty has no clue. It’s a good thing that Pilsner doesn’t snore. Don’t worry, be happy my friends.
ZorkArg over 9 years ago
I’m up early – thanks, Starman!
Rhododendron over 9 years ago
This joke reminds me of a Robert Benchley essay, in which he was trying to explain the plot of a Wagner-like opera: “Repenting of her deed, Immerglück has sought advice of the giants, Offen and Besitz, and they tell her that she must procure the magic zither which confers upon its owner the power to go to sleep while apparently carrying on a conversation. This magic zither has been hidden for three hundred centuries in an old bureau drawer, guarded by the Iron Duck, and, although many have attempted to rescue it, all have died of a strange ailment just as success was within their grasp.”
Carl R over 9 years ago
He was pining for the fjords.
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
@ZorkArg: glad you are up and posted.-———@Rhododendron: a good story.-—————-Thanks for posting my friends.