Monty by Jim Meddick for July 26, 2015
Transcript:
This tables tippy... I'll see if the waiter can get us a new one... No. No. No... That will be necessary... Just a lil folded wedge of napkin under th' foot and... Ta da! Umm... Now it's tippy the other direction. Um... Ok... Then we'll need a wedge under the adjacent foot... Tippy the other direction again. Opposite leg. Still tippy. Original leg... Later... Aren't you going to finish your fries?
azurebeard about 9 years ago
only Monty could achieve this…
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 9 years ago
It may not be level, but at least it doesn’t wobble.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Monty has achieved something most men have only dreamed of doing!
azurebeard about 9 years ago
Maybe she’ll realize later how impressive it was.
cupertino jay about 9 years ago
am i the only reader suspects the lady is just messing with him? either way, gotta credit her control keeping a straight face.
Starman1948 about 9 years ago
A blissful Sunday to everyone.-——-Only Monty would go to this extreme.-——-Have an abundant day my friends.
shamino about 9 years ago
I’ve found that wobbly tables are due to loose screws attaching the top to the base, and much less often a base that needs leveling.When I notice them, I fix them with the screwdriver blade of my pocketknife, and it almost always solves the problem.