Monty by Jim Meddick for March 26, 2016
Transcript:
So... Now that you're a full on werewolf, d'you feel different? Like d'you wanna eviscerate someone?... Or eat entrails?.... No. No. Nothing like that... But I do kind of feel like getting naked, sprinting to the roof of my apartment complex, squatting on the ventilator stack and howling at the top of my lungs. Isn't that exactly what you did last week after two for Tuesday margarita night at south of the border? Yeah. But this time I feel like rolling in something smelly first.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Sounds more doggy than werewolf. I remain unconvinced that Moondog really is “a full-on werewolf,” now or ever….
Matthew Davis over 8 years ago
Moon… dog. Gosh, has he been a werewolf (or weredog) all along and we didn’t know it?
Kroykali over 8 years ago
Is this the same SOTB with all the billboards along I-95?
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49
You just described Jack Nicholson who has played the part of werewolf in a movie.(In life too no doubt)