Monty by Jim Meddick for August 22, 2016
August 21, 2016
August 23, 2016
Transcript:
Well, it finally happened! See there, on my palm between my pinky and ring finger? A callous! Today's the day I've become a true, for real blue-collar, workin' class hero!... If anyone wants me, I'll be in my truck listening to country and western music... I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but I'm pretty sure that's just a dab of dried, tan, silicone chalk...
Enter.Name.Here about 8 years ago
That’s OK…His neck is just a deep tan anyway…
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
Telling him any of that would be callous.
Egrayjames about 8 years ago
I do remember when my hands were like leather….nice thick callus build up. Now I need to wear gloves.
reedkomicks Premium Member about 8 years ago
The Robot is eating a sandwich?
nitromicro about 8 years ago
A working class hero is something to be, but you’re still a f-ing dweeb as far I can see. – J. Lennon
stamps about 8 years ago
Ceci n’est pas un sandwich.
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
The robot is a cyborg actually,and needs human food to nourish its human parts.E B may be related to Dagwood,thus explaining his desire for sandwiches.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 8 years ago
Huh, huh…you said “caulk.”
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Monty, a “working class hero”?!Funniest Monty ever! ROFLMAO!
rgcviper about 8 years ago
So, I guess Monty has no middle finger since he only has four total?
Or maybe that’s no index finger.
It’s too late to use this kind of brainpower … ha.