Monty by Jim Meddick for January 22, 2017
Transcript:
Ah, Jarvis... Nothing like a fresh layer of newly fallen snow to inspire one's creative snowman building instincts!... Indeed! There's nothing quite like... Jarvis, my left glove is dampened by snow melt and has been rendered useless... A replacement glove, sir... Ah, yes!... Back to the project at hand... First I shall form the... Jarvis, a clump of snow has penetrated the rim of my boot and is causing discomfort... Another boot, sir. Well, well... Now where was I?... Yes... The snowman! And so now I... Regrettably, Jarvis, I've grown winded you'll have to take it from here... Of course, sir... Oh... And when you get to the head, I want you to sculpt it into the likeness of Edmund Burke. Here's a picture for reference. I'll do my best, sir...
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Jarvis is gonna go postal one of these days.
Senex almost 8 years ago
And the boy was found under six feet of snow, which totally appears to be accidental…
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
The Edmund Burke Memorial Snowman, by Sedgwick Nottingham III (with heavy lifting by some flunkie)!
Art is hard. Life is harder. Snow is cold and damp and icky when it gets into your boots….
Squirrelchaser almost 8 years ago
On a Sunday, too? I hate that kid.