The laziest man in the world had a wife who took care of his every need while he sat under a tree, doing nothing. When she had to journey for her family, she worried about him and decided to make a number of nutritious biscuits and string them around his neck.
When she got back, he was under the tree where she had left him, dead. Most of the biscuits were still on the necklace. He had only eaten the ones in front.
When I was in HS I finally got my own TV— a used B&W 13" with aerial (pre-cable). For my small room, I built a table on casters that went across my bed, to hold the TV. When I wanted to change the channel I could then roll the table closer to me so I could reach. I also put a cord switch on the reading lamp above my bed so I didn’t have to sit up to turn it on and off. I still have— and use— that lamp.
Moonie! You actually fall for those “late night” TV ads?! I bet even if you can figure out the set-up, the hammock will self-destruct within two weeks….
F-Flash over 7 years ago
If you look up relax in the dictionary, it will have a picture of Moondog next to it.
Indianapolis Smith over 7 years ago
flip flip flip – well I’ll be. You’re right!
Kip W over 7 years ago
The laziest man in the world had a wife who took care of his every need while he sat under a tree, doing nothing. When she had to journey for her family, she worried about him and decided to make a number of nutritious biscuits and string them around his neck.
When she got back, he was under the tree where she had left him, dead. Most of the biscuits were still on the necklace. He had only eaten the ones in front.
(Chinese folk tale)
steverinoCT over 7 years ago
When I was in HS I finally got my own TV— a used B&W 13" with aerial (pre-cable). For my small room, I built a table on casters that went across my bed, to hold the TV. When I wanted to change the channel I could then roll the table closer to me so I could reach. I also put a cord switch on the reading lamp above my bed so I didn’t have to sit up to turn it on and off. I still have— and use— that lamp.
Daeder over 7 years ago
With a target demographic of people like Moondog, they should give away the hammock but charge a lot of money to install it for the customer!
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Moonie! You actually fall for those “late night” TV ads?! I bet even if you can figure out the set-up, the hammock will self-destruct within two weeks….