Monty by Jim Meddick for April 09, 2018

Ventriloquist dummies really skeeve me out. It’s such a fine line between creepy and disturbing.

Mr Blinky is becoming Mr Shaky without the meds.

Blink once if you need the red pill, and twice if you need the blue one.

I love when the dummy is interacted with as a separate person— as in Chuck and Bob from “Soap”.

Am I the only one who thought the microphone thing was the robot’s mouth?

Lose the dummy.

I’m not afraid of Mr. Blinky.

But I’m moving on to my next comic right now!

What meds does a ventriloquist’s dummy take? Wood borer insecticide? Lemon Pledge?