Monty by Jim Meddick for May 19, 2018

The flaw in this reasoning is that it just says “spending money on others”, it doesn’t say “spending your own money on others”. Thus: Congress.

They’re trying to do something for his happiness by spending his money on themselves. Odd that it isn’t working for him.

It makes you happy when you want to do it – not when others abuse you.

I am happy to give people stuff, I grow bunches of plant in the spring and share them with friends and family.

Spending money on others hasn’t made me happy. Just broke.

Give til it hurts!

A friend once picked up the tab after a meal, and I joked, “If I’d known, I’d have ordered more.”

“That’s why I do it at the end of the meal,” he said.

I need a date who’s as easily impressed as that – who thinks one bottle of beer, one small cardboard tray, one plate and one overturned small glass is “going to town”!

It’s only plastic.

Monty is going to be deliriously happy, according to Dr. Liz Dunn, or sullen, cranky, and tapped out, it seems to me….