Monty by Jim Meddick for October 07, 2018

One way.

When you get there, the Scots will probably buy you a ticket to Ireland.

That’s better than being kilt by an angry neighbor..

And when he gets back he is gonna take up the accordion to get a free flight to Germany.

Why do bagpipers march? To get away from the noise.

That was funny!

I see that Monty must have gotten zapped by the Scotsmen aliens…

We’ve got a bagpiper on our street. I actually like listening to him practice.

Worst attempt at Amazing Grace I’ve ever heard. Sounded more like Will and Grace. Without the laugh track.

The neighbors didn’t realize it would be cheaper to send the bagpipes to Scotland?? (at least they’d be appreciated there)

They’ll not be happy to see this sassenach

Humm. Maybe I should try that scam. Problem is, I don’t have a personal robot.

Monty should have been drawn facing 20 degrees to his left. The imagery of an open kilt is a bit disturbing.

Wouldn’t it have been cheaper just to buy a plane ticket for his bagpipes?

M. “Gritpype, the million pounds goes to the first Scotsman to play the bagpipes at the south pole!” GT. “Curses, neither of us can play the instrument” M. “But we can learn!” GT. “No one has ever learned”

(from the goon show)

And we also have Schwanda der dudelsackpfeifer.

Devilishly clever way to get a free vacation, Monty! My compliments. And, BTW, I like bagpipes….

I used to have a neighbor a short distance up the hill from I used to live. As obvious a cliche as this is, I was repeatedly struck by the thought he was strangling cats.