Monty by Jim Meddick for November 26, 2018

But this may be your only chance to get rid of the cargo pants.

Too much to ask of any person.

C’mon! They’re comin back! They even plug in!

Cords? Does anyone sell those anymore?

The customer may not always be right, but they are still the customer.

I’m impressed that the cashier was able to lean over the counter and write the word “almost” so it is clearly readable! If I tried doing that it would look like a four year old did it.

alright, how about these lemon-lime stripped cargo pants?

Plain blue jeans for me.

Can’t we reach an a[cord]?

The customer ain’t always bright.

He’s already wearing lime green plaid pants.

If I have it right, he has the brown ones and wants to get the lime-green ones in exchange, and she wants to keep the lime-green ones? They’re both nuts!

Translation: “I want to buy these golf pants.”

She cuts Monty to the quick!

And deservedly so! Green plaid cargo pants?! Ickkkkk!

I say, “Plaid is my favorite color,” and only my 8-yo niece got it: “Plaid isn’t a color!”