Monty by Jim Meddick for April 02, 2019

My grapes went bad and Monty’s new invention will give them a second chance.

Monty will somehow incur the Wrath of Grapes.

Next, he’s going to perfect the appendix transplant.

But why would you want to?

Well, isn’t that just grape.

The Pepsi Corp will have it marketed and released as a new product by next Tuesday.

Monty, raisins may look like brains but I don’t think they have septal regions lololol!

Must have used “grape flavored”, Fanta !

Zombie grapes?

Not “couldn’t” … just “wouldn’t”.

Or shouldn’t..

We used to inject fruit with vodka hoping that it would inspire the fruit juices to turn to booze….

I’m guessing Sunkist didn’t work…

A fizzy grape. Yeah I’d buy that.

So I guess all of his detractors kept “wining” about his research?!

We are all saved!

Will he do prunes next? Nah, that would be plum loco.

IT’S ALIVE

The next step: Prunes!

Gin-soaked raisins – cure for arthritis. Worked for me.

Eureka!

For a more authentic grape restoration, you should have gone with Welches.

precisely.

Me? I go to my local grocer and buy some seedless red grapes for 99 cents a pound, saving huge amounts on unneeded scientific equipment. But, then, this is about Monty….