Monty by Jim Meddick for June 15, 2020

I imagine that learning to be a ninja at home must be the same as learning to swim at home. Good luck, Monty.

A friend of mine once pointed out to me a guy in a store wearing a ninja school jacket. “The art of the invisible warrior” he said.

Now, you get in trouble for NOT wearing a mask in the bank. :P

Bravo, Monty, for your childhood ambition.

But a huge “Bronx raspberry” for trying to become a ninja by an online course while sequestered at home!

I don’t know. With the variety of mask solutions out there, I doubt that anyone at Trader Joe’s would care about a full ninja getup. Unless I’m missing an allusion to something specific.

I clip on a selfie photo so I don’t feel like a robber/terrorist.

I grew up watching old black and white westerns on tv. I am absolutely terrified of leaving my apartment these days. A gunfight could break out at any minute and i’d be the innocent bystander getting shot. Masked men = bank robbers, cattle rustlers and other assorted bad guys. The Lone Ranger was the only good guy who wore a mask but his mask style is wrong these days. At work i expect every customer coming through the door wearing a mask to pull a knife or gun on me and announce it’s a hold up.

Like so many people, he’s also wearing his mask wrong. Protect the nostrils, dummy! Why do you think they shove the swabs up there??

So – you only have to have the costume to be considered a Ninja? I’m in.

Looks more like an Antifa outfit. Better not carry anything flammable

Monty, get that mask over your ninja nose, stat!

But I would heartily recommend shopping at “Ninja Joe’s” like that.

This can only end badly…