Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2020

So get him a Cat post to shred…..

I think Fleshy just loosened my fillings.

Since when does a cat listen to any lectures?

Good on ya, Pinkie.

EB’s processor looks scrambled. He’s resetting.

Serves Monty right. Who leaves a chalk board laying around anymore?

Much louder than yesterday’s POP.

I’m most impressed how Fleshy’s action not only affected Monty’s hair but even the straw in his drink.

One more reminder of why we’re glad that animals don’t have human hands with opposable thumbs.

This made my skin crawl and there’s not even any sound.

For some reason, as a child – I was immune. In fact, I was that kid who would do it on purpose to get a rise out of the others…Now I realize they have political troll commenters who can create the same effect.

My wife practically goes crazy when I crunch potato chips or lick my fingers after cheetoing. It’s called misophonia, and it’s a real medical condition: https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-misophonia#1

I would be hanging from the ceiling fan.

There used to be these things called “pencils”, and on one end they usually had a rubber-like material called an “eraser”. The pencils (long, cylindrically shaped objects) were made out of wood, and the erasers were affixed to the pencils with a piece of metal. The eraser would wear away through use, and with time it would wear down to the metal. The sound and sensation of the metal scraping against the paper? Just thinking about it still makes my skin crawl. So much worse than fingers on a chalkboard.

Should Monty get Fleshy a scratching post?

Love Fleshy. More Fleshy please.

OUCH!

Nothing would make me lose my cool so fast as a cat-scratch blackboard placed next to me! Beware, one and all!