Monty by Jim Meddick for August 14, 2020

She should have sounded a warning siren.

If she is Old School, she must be Ethel Mermaid.

“Old School” mermaids of this kind were called Sirens….

Sorry, Monty. You are doomed to remain on that little rock!

Those shells look like a B cup at best.

I wonder if Monty could teach her a shell game?

I don’t think have Monty next to her, maybe for days, was a good idea.

“Ask any mermaid you happen to see. What’s the best tuna?”

He’d have preferred Ariel. The seaweed is always greener.

“Splash” – Now that’s a movie I hadn’t thought of in a long long time. Daryl Hannah was a childhood crush…

Anyone else hearing Fran Drescher?

Sailors blaming a female for their mistakes, (sigh.) “Honest it was a mermaid made me crash on the rocks!!”

After 3 three days of Monty it’ll be “Ransom of Red Cloud” time! …

maybe he will finally kiss a female

Look up the website “Name Voyager”. It gives you a history of the most popular baby names (blue for boys, pink for girls) from 1885 to the present. Look for the spike in the number of girls named “Madison”.

I predict that a year or 2 from now there’ll be a corresponding jump in the number of little baby girls named “Corona”.

Monte’s been out in the sun too long.

Ugliest mermaid I ever saw (not that I’ve seen a lot of mermaids).

“Well hey, looks like I’ll be stuck here for a while, want a cliff bar?”

Unless you’re into cloaca, you’re better off with a reverse mermaid.

The mermaid reminds me of Ariel in Disney’s planned “The Little Mermaid” live-action reboot.