Monty by Jim Meddick for January 10, 2021

Considering he could have had a fresh volcano break surface just below his living room and spew LAVA, I’d say Monty got off easy this time.

‘CAUSE THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELLO! https://youtu.be/kqGnJzPeXFE?t=26

I always wondered what was inside those lava lamps.

So he had to shake a leg and his pants fell down.

If moondog was there he’d ask for him to shake a beer.

I tried shaking my wallet but all I got was a bunch of business cards.

Depends if you like Jell-o or not.

A tanker truck-full of Jello in your living room might be fun for squishing around in, Monty! Invite Dehlia over!

I’m pretty sure that’s not how Jell-o is shipped.

Shake your piggy bank, now!!!!

Is that what they use to ship Jello? Must turn it to powder when it gets to the store, obviously for the sake of efficiency.

Whoa, we have the beginnings of a Twilight Zone episode plot here.

Leave the Puddin-Pops alone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1C9zOQpKG4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbkG9PpHuQk

Only Jello? I was expecting much worse. Now – if I could find a magic lava lamp that looks like pudding, tapioca to be precise, then I’m going for it!

I always wanted to make a Dalmatians “snow globe”. It would have white dogs inside. When you shook it, pepper would swirl around and make spots on the dogs.

could be worse, it could have been actual lava, or a burning candle truck (since lava lamps use wax)